O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street,
Oh please let it be for me!
O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street,
I wish, I wish I knew what it could be!
I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday.
In March I got a gray mackinaw.
And once I got some grapefruit from Tampa.
Montgom’ry Ward sent me a bathtub & a cross-cut saw.

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ now
Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D. It could be curtains! Or dishes!
Or a double boiler! Or it could be
Chorus: Yes, it could be,
Chorus: Yes, you’re right it surely could be
Somethin’ special,
Chorus: Somethin’ very, very special now
Just for me!

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street.
Oh, don’t let him pass my door!
O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’ down the street,
I wish I knew what he was comin’ for.
I got some salmon from Seattle last September.
And I expect a new rockin’ chair.
I hope I get my raisins from Fresno.
The D.A.R. have sent a cannon for the courthouse square.

O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin’ now,
I don’t know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin’ for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump’n thpethyul just for me!

O-ho, you Wells Fargo Wagon keep a-comin’
O-ho, you Wells Fargo Wagon keep a-comin’.
O-ho you Wells Fargo Wagon
Don’t you dare to make a stop until you stop for me!