Show me the way to go home
I’m tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it’s gone right to my head
Wherever I may roam, on land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home

Show me the way to my habitual abode
I’m fatigued and I desire to retire
Oh I had an alcoholic beverage sixty minutes ago
And it went straight to my cerebellum
Wherever I may parambulate
On land or sea or atmospheric vapor
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home