If You Knew Susie (1925)
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(wm) B. G. De Sylva, Joseph Meyer (I) Musical: Big Boy by Al Jolson (P) Eddie Cantor (CR) Cliff Edwards. (RR) 1953 film: The Eddie Cantor Story by the voice of Eddie Cantor dubbing for Keefe Brasselle
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, oh what a girl
There’s none so classy as this fair lassie
Oh, oh, holy Moses what a chassis!
We went riding, she didn’t balk
Back from Yonkers; I’m the one who had to walk
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, what a girl

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, oh what a girl
She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses
Oh, oh, what a future she possesses.
Out in public how she can yawn!
In a parlor you would think the war was on!
If you knew Susie, like I know Susie
Oh, oh, what a girl