If this isn’t love, the whole world is crazy
If this isn’t love, I’m daft as a daisy
With moons all around and cows jumping over
There’s something amiss, and I’ll eat my hat
If this isn’t love!
I’m feeling like the apple on the top of William Tell;
With this I cannot grapple because,
Because you’re so adorabelle
If this isn’t love, then winter is summer
If this isn’t love, my heart needs a plumber
I’m swingin’ on the stars and ridin’ on rainbows
I’m bustin’ with bliss, and I’ll kiss your hand
If this isn’t love!