Daisy Bell (1892)
(wm) Henry Darce (P in American vaudeville) by Jennie Lindsay (R) 1968 film 2001, A Space Odyssey by Douglas Rain dubbing for HAL 9000 (CR) Dinah Shore
Verse 1: There is a flower within my heart
Daisy, Daisy planted one day by a passing glance
Planted by Daisy Bell
Whether she loves me or loves me not
Sometimes it’s hard to tell
Yet I am longing to share the lot of beautiful Daisy Bell

Refrain: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I’m half crazy all for the love of you
It won’t be a stylish marriage
I can’t afford a carriage, but you’ll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

Parody Reply:
Michael, Michael, here is your answer true
You are crazy to think I’d marry you
If you can’t afford a carriage, you can’t afford a marriage
And I’ll be damned if I’ll be crammed
On a bicycle built for two.