Refrain: Crazy rhythm, here’s the doorway.
I’ll go my way, you’ll go your way.
Crazy rhythm, from now on we’re through.
Here is where we have a showdown.
I’m too high-hat, you’re too low-down.
Crazy rhythm, here’s goodbye to you!

They say that when a high-brow
Meets a low-brow walking along Broadway,
Soon the high-brow he has no brow. Ain’t it a shame?
And you’re to blame! What’s the use of prohibition?
You produce the same condition.
Crazy rhythm, I’ve gone crazy too.