You’re the only kind of knowledge
They don’t teach at any college, you’re an education in yourself
There are poems and romances in the glamour of your glances
You’re an education in yourself
Of all the famous dates in hist’ry, I recall but a few:
The Fourth of July and my dates with you
You’ve a kiss that’s scientific tho’ it’s tender, it’s terrific
You’re an education in yourself
You’re the kind of mental training
I could take without complaining,
You’re an education in yourself
Intricate as economics, simple as the Sunday comics
You’re an education in yourself
And there are geometric figures in your beautiful curves
They’re good on the eyes, but bad on the nerves
You are my encyclopedia, let me take you home and read yuh
You’re an education in yourself